Now, I've posted earlier about how I'd never even noticed that one of my teeth had a wee chip and had worn. Never. Until it was brought to my attention. Now apparently both my teeth have worn, but they can fix it.
Then she started rattling on about teeth whitening, two sessions apparently, and they could bond a number of my teeth so they become all the same length.
Yep, for around $1500 I could have a "Hollywood Smile".
Or I could fly to New York for a week.
I don't want a Hollywood Smile. I want my smile. Yes, it's cracked and flawed, but I don't understand why you'd want to look like someone else and if I had a line of perfectly white, straight Hollywood teeth I'd look like someone else.
What does Nicole Kidman think when she looks in the mirror? I just saw shots of her at the tennis, with the most astonishingly inflated top lip and a puffy face that's obviously been stabbed with various fillers and plumpers. She doesn't look like herself, not one jot. And that's not what I want.
Off to brush my teeth now. Badly.
Oh, and guess what? This is my 850th post. Yay me. 1000 here I come.